Alphabet Lubes

Noun

1. any one of the common polyethylene oxide (PEO) lubes that are known by a single letter, specifically J Lube, X Lube, or K Lube.
2. Example: I used to fist with Crisco©, but after finding the extremely slippery alphabet lubes, I'll never use Crisco© again.

Aqueous Cream

Noun

1. A European skin moisturizer that is free of parabens, scents, and dyes that is often used to make PEO lubes creamier.
2. Example: Joseph tried to find Aqueous Cream in both Canada and the USA but couldn't find it in any drug store.

Base Coat

Noun

1. a petroleum distillate- or lipid-based lube (such as Trex or Vaseline) that is applied to the hole prior to switching to an emulsifier- or glycerine-based lube. The base coat prevents the water-based lubes from being absorbed by the colon.
2. Example: Benjamin always asks that you apply a base coat of Crisco to protect the mucosal lining of his fist chute and to extend the slipperiness of his alphabet lube.

Boy Butter

Noun

1. a commercial fisting lube that is a lipid silicone hybrid.
2. semen.
3. Example: Sam prefers his tops use Boy Butter when fisting his hole so that he can prepare his own special boy butter for their throats.

Candida

Noun

1. a ubiquitous fungus that will colonize day-old, unrefrigerated J Lube.
2. Example: Ether used his month-old J Lube that had been colonized by candida. The next day, he was hospitalized with a serious intestinal infection.

Clawford Dry Method

Noun Phrase

1. a fisting methodology that uses little-to-no lube.
2. Example: Jared Clawford, having never bottomed in 40 years of fisting, would often get extremely excited and forget to lube up his paw before attempting penetration. His fisting partners lovingly gave his technique the nickname, Clawford Dry Method.

Crisco

Noun

1. a commercial shortening with a distinct odor commonly used for fisting, especially before the widespread use of alphabet lubes.
2. Example: Many fisters like the texture and protective nature of a lipid-based lube like Crisco, the original fisting lubricant.

Crisco Balls

Noun Phrase

1. small spheres of shortening that can be pushed into a hole as a method of lube distribution.
2. Example: Noah spent the evening prior to the club's monthly play party in the kitchen, making Crisco Balls for the boys from a big tub of lard.

Crisco Queen

Noun Phrase

1. a fister who fists only with Crisco
2. Example: Houston's fisting royalty includes the Chris Cohand, the ultimate Crisco Queen.

Elbow Grease

Noun

1. a commercial fisting lube that is a lipid (Crambe Abyssinica seed oil) and petroleum hybrid.
2. Example: Ismael prefers creams to liquid lubes, so he uses Elbow Grease when getting wrecked.

Emulsifiers

Noun

1. a category of fisting lube that includes PEOs/PEGs and gums.
2. a thickening agent, typically used in food production.
3. Example: Lehi was fond of J Lube instead of other emulsifiers because he could whip up a batch just minutes before a session.

FFäusten

Noun

1. a commercial PEO-only lubricant, known best for its convenient travel packs.
2. Example: When Laban travels by air, he packs FFäusten lube packs to avoid any hassle with airport security.

Funnel

Verb

1. to pour lube into a gaping hole by 1) collapsing the thumb into the hand to create a valley and 2) inserting the valley into the hole for a direct channel for liquid lube.
2. Example: Chad's hole had an excellent gape, which allowed lube to be funneled directly into it when playing.

Glycerine

Noun

1. a common lube base for fucking but rarely sufficient for fisting.
2. a thick, sweet, colorless or slightly yellowish syrupy liquid obtained from fats and oils. It is used as a solvent, a humectant (to retain moisture), and as a sweetener in various products. glycerine is an alcohol sugar also known as glycerol or glycerin.
3. Example: Wet Original Formula is an example of a glycine-based lube. When Charlie used it in a pinch, it dried up easily, resulting in some pinching inside his fagpit.

Guar Gum

Noun

1. a emulsifying food agent harvested from Cyamopsis tetragonolobus, similar to Xanthan Gum in consistency and lubricity.
2. Example: Fisters in Pakistan and India use guar gum as their fisting lube base because of its ubiquity in food markets on the Indian sub-continent.

Gum

Noun

1. Thickening food agents (in powder form) with high lubricity and viscosity.
2. Example: Guar gum and xanthan gum are two examples of gums used by fisters.

J Lube

Noun

1. a slippery PEO-based lubricant that replaced Crisco as the lube of choice for most fisters (in the 90s and 2000s).
2. a commercial veterinary lubrication made of PEO/PEG and a sucrose dispersant.
3. Example: Ryan mixes his slimy J Lube mixture from powder about two minutes prior to a fist popping his first hole.

K Lube

Noun

1. the first 'made exclusively for fisting' PEO-based lubricant that contains some preservatives but no dispersant.
2. Example: Scott abandoned J Lube for K Lube because it had a longer shelf life and was less stringy.

Lipid

Noun

1. a macromolecule composed of carbon, hydrogen, and oxygen that may be solid or liquid at room temperature. Common lipids include fats, oils and waxes.
2. a category of fisting lube composed of any ingredient that is a fat, such as Crisco or an oil, such as coconut oil.
3. Example: Tom, a Crisco Queen, preferred lipid-based lubes because they felt grungier and provided additional drag.

Lube Cubes

Noun

1. frozen lube, typically from a ice cube tray, that can be inserted into a hole for lubrication purposes.
2. Example: After every session, Craig froze his leftover lube to create lube cubes for the next session.

Lubricity

Noun

1. the state of being lubricious (having a smooth or slippery quality) and having the ability to reduce friction.
2. Example: Because Mohonri uses too much water in his lube, the lubricity is very low and it is difficult to use for fisting holes.

PEO / PEG

Noun

1. Synonymous acronyms for Polyethylene Oxide and Polyethylene Glycol. PEO is an emulsification agent that has very high lubricity.
2. Example: Gideon, being a new fister, had not heard the term PEO previously, so his mentor explained it is the active ingredient in alphabet lubes.

Shortening

Noun

1. vegetable based cooking lard.
2. Example: There are various brand names for shortening around the world—for example, Crisco and Trex.

Slam Dunk

Noun

1. a creamy commercial composed of lipids, petroleums, and PEO.
2. Example: Nephi preferred Slam Dunk lube because it didn't dry out as fast as J Lube; however, it was extremely expensive.

Slop Top

Noun

1. a top that doesn't clean up the bottom or the play area after a fisting session ends.
2. Example: Even though Aaron had been fisting for two years and was aware of fisting etiquette, he never cleaned anything up after playing in a hole, including the bottom. People stopped playing with him because he was a total slop top.

Snail Trail

Noun

1. Strings of PEO-based lubricant that mark the path from the sling to the sink/shower.
2. Example: Neither Jacob's nor his top wiped off the excess lube at the sling. Instead, they created snail trails to the sink that the host would have to clean up later.

Trex

Noun

1. British Crisco.
2. Example: While Crisco dominates the U.S. shortening market, Trex is the shortening of choice for those living on the British Isles.

Viscosity

Noun

1. the state of being thick, sticky, and semifluid in consistency, due to internal friction often confused for lubricity.
2. Example: Enos uses the term viscous to refer to the slipperiness of his J Lube. Instead, he should use lubricious. Viscosity is just a measure of how thick the lube is—not its slipperiness.

Water-based Lube

Noun

1. commonly used term for powdered lubes such as the alphabet lubes and xanthan gum. Because water is not the active ingredient, the term is a misnomer.
2. Example: Alma was a know-it-all, so he corrected his bro Amulek's misuse of the term water-based lube and insisted he refer to it as PEO-based lube.

Xanthan Gum

Noun

1. A food emulsifier with high lubricity commercially manufactered through sugar fermentation by Xanthomonas campestris bacteria.
2. Example: Since Helaman hated Crisco and was allergic to PEOs, he switched to xanthan gum for his fisting activities.

X Lube

Noun

1. a commercial, pure PEO-based lubricant with extended shelf life that is made in Europe.
2. Example: After years of using J Lube, Axel Abysse made the switch to X Lube because it was strictly PEO and had longer shelf life.